hellyeahjamesmay:

“These two - these two are not men, OK? This one, Richard Hammond, every morning sticks his head in a bucket of hair product, right? He’s got a dog, but it’s a poodle! And I don’t know what you’re laughing about, Clarkson, because you won’t drink brown beer and this is the man who says, ‘flatulence? Oh, it’s not funny!’ when clearly it is! Right. I am actually the only proper bloke on this programme, OK? I live in a tumbledown house full of old motorbikes.”

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